Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Now Bush wants more missles?


Lemme see if I've got this right.

These 15 Saudi Arabian guys, a Syrian guy, two Egyptian guys and a Jordanian guy fly four
commercial airplanes into three buildings and a cow pasture, killing about 2500 of our guys
and about five hundred of other countries guys.

So we go after the wrong guy. We invade his country, destroy his army, kill his two kids,
his grandkid and a fat old security cop, and we find the wrong guy hiding in a hole all because
he has Weapons of Mass Destruction - which we can't find. So then we say the wrong guy
was a bad guy because he used up all the weapons of mass destruction that Reagan and Bush Sr. gave him back in 1983 on his own guys, and as a result we hand-pick thirty guys that didn't like the wrong guy and declare them "the government" so that the Iraqi People have freedom.

The Iraqi People get pissed-a-plenty, kill fifteen of the guys we appoint as "the government",
and this funny looking preacher in Fallujah with a funny hat throws the 3rd Marine Division out of his town.

So we take the wrong guy's old army, give 'em all new guns and new training, and put 'em in charge of the town the funny looking preacher threw us out of.

In the meantime, eight hundred and seventy five MORE of our guys get killed and ten thousand MORE of our guys get wounded, and the bill for all of this is so big that Social Security is gonna get cancelled just about the time I'm supposed to start collecting on the thousands and thousands and thousands I've put in over all these years.

Now, the guy who went after the wrong guy, invaded the wrong country, pissed away my pension and got 918 kids killed wants to be re-elected because he's scared SOMEBODY ELSE might f*ck up our country more than HE has?

HAVE I GOT THIS RIGHT?!?!?!?

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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